My Secret Indulgence

I have a deep dark secret that I can no longer keep inside... it's eating me alive and I can't take it anymore!

So here it goes... deeeeep breath...

I AM IN LOVE WITH NANCY GRACE!

I know it's wrong. I know I need help. Here I am a flaming liberal and yet I can't help but finding myself soooooooooo turned on by Nancy.

I can't help myself... she's just so deliciously self righteous and superior and opinionated and just perfectly evil. It's mesmerizing.

Late at night when everyone is asleep I like to spend some quiet time watching Nancy while I rub one out as she works herself into one of her supremely erotic frenzies while she attacks people who are mentally unbalanced, falsely accused, and generally just not as fortunate to have the upbringing and opportunities she has had in life.

Ohhhhhhhh Naaaaancy....PLEASE... just be a little more superior...I'M ALMOST THERE!!!

oh yeaaa that was good - now let me get a tissue and a bottle of whiskey to drown my shame in...