HEALTH ALERT!!

I am sorry to inform you that you may have contracted a newly discovered disease known as INTENETERRETS (aka known as Cyberticulitis or the more common street name Virtual Asshole Syndrome)

Do you now or have you ever felt the urge to do and/or say things online that you would otherwise never do and/or say in your every day life?

Do you post inappropriate pictures of yourself and/or of people you know on the web?

Have you ever created fake profiles with rude and/or slanderous and/or tasteless comments on Internet dating and/or hookup websites?

Do you spend countless hours in AOL chat rooms randomly attacking people creating so much disdain for you that you have been reported so many time that AOL has repeatedly kicked you off their service only to have you return with a similar screenname over and over again?

Do you currently or have you ever maintained a BLOG filled with inane rants that no one ever reads but that will eventually serve as SOLID LEGAL EVIDENCE of your insanity?

If you answered yes to any of these questions I am sorry to inform you that you are indeed infected. Unfortunately, as of this writing, there is no known cure for this terrible disease - but rest assured the world's top scientists and chemical engineers are hard at work at this very moment researching new drugs to control your symptoms... but not to find a cure of course (after all, finding a cure really wouldn't do much for their long term bottom line now would it?). Until then self-medication with whatever is handy is the only treatment available.

Best of luck to you in your battle.