It will mess you up.
It will hurt you.
It will leave you broken and confused and lost.
You're better off getting a kitten or puppy or turtle or something like that to channel your affection into.
Get a hobby.
Just don't fall in love.
It never turns out well. Even if (against the STAGGERING odds) you manage to stay together and keep loving each other without doing something unforgiveably stupid EVENTUALLY you will run out of things to talk about and will become so bored with each other that you will wish one of you would die... which eventually you will do.
Keep to yourself.
Don't make any direct eye contact with anyone.
It's out there and it's looking FOR YOU!
It's LOOOOOOOOOOVE - run for your lives!!!
This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the good people at Emotional Baggage Inc. - "Stuff your pain deep down in our bags"
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