End of The World Theory

I have a theory.

You probably won't like it much.

To tell the truth I don't like it much either.

In fact just presenting my theory may cause the end of the world as we know it.

But what the hell... if my theory is correct than it doesn't really matter anyway.

My theory is this:

THE WORLD HAS ALREADY COME TO AN END!

We just haven't noticed yet.

We're like the drunk guy at the party that ended hours ago but is still there slumped in a corner drooling all over himself.

Ugly thought isn't it?

I don't know exactly how to prove my theory but I'm pretty sure I'm right. Just think about all the weirdness in the world these days. It can't be coincidental - things are just too strange for this to be the real world.

You know in your hearts I am right don't you?

But it's ok - apparently if you just ignore the End of The World it won't matter.

But for the sake of humanity DON'T PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE SAND - you might just disappear.